Boring product names FTW
In a company I worked at recently, we released a fantastic shiny-new thing. It was a smaller version of another product called `cargo`, which did something related to packaging.
The question is, what should we call it? Here are some names we came up with:
parcelpackagefreightcargo-minigatewayspecific-and-boring-product-descriptioncatalyst
Any guesses which are the best names?
Our developers and users already knew about cargo. They had the mental context in their head. Because of this, cargo-mini makes sense as a smaller version of cargo.
I’m quite a fan of absurdly verbose but specific names, so I’m also a fan of specific-and-boring-product-description